Dear Coffee,
My, how I’ve missed you. My days have been endless without you. For far too long, I’ve resisted you, but I’ve only deprived myself of the joy you bring into my life. I thought I’d be happier without you; I thought I’d be healthier. I was so wrong. I’m tired. I can’t fight it anymore.
Oh Coffee, your delicious scent has tormented me for many long months. I’ve had Kombucha in my life, but it just isn’t the same. I can’t stand the way he smells. He’s no You. I’ve thought about you the whole time I’ve been with him. He knows. The attraction is too strong. I’m weak.
After that cup today, it all rushed back as if we’ve never been apart. My heart raced…I started to sweat. I was so nervous! Now I can’t eat, I can’t sleep. I’m shaking. I feel sick to my stomach. When will I see you again? My mind is racing! I can’t sit still!
Til our next rendez-vous…
Your Bitch
