January 2012
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December 2011
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May 2010
2 posts
Lord Jesus Christ hit by car!
Lord Jesus Christ suffers minor injuries in downtown Northampton crosswalk mishap
By Patrick Johnson, The Republican May 06, 2010, 5:07PM
NORTHAMPTON - A 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said. Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said ...
April 2010
1 post
Dear Coffee,
My, how I’ve missed you. My days have been endless without you. For far too long, I’ve resisted you, but I’ve only deprived myself of the joy you bring into my life. I thought I’d be happier without you; I thought I’d be healthier. I was so wrong. I’m tired. I can’t fight it anymore.
Oh Coffee, your delicious scent has tormented me for many...
March 2010
5 posts
Casting Notice!
Rate/Compensation: $75 dollars for non-nude days & $150 for nude days
February 2010
3 posts
January 2010
9 posts
Ha!
Any nomination would be appreciative, but we’ve already won it. We’ve already...
– Mo’nique on what it would mean to her to get an Oscar nomination for Precious
December 2009
4 posts
This makes me laugh really hard. From my friend Mattfoley. Happy Christmas!