Oh Yes

2010-05-09

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I LOVE this. Please enjoy and meditate on life.

What if this is how Snoop sounds behind closed doors?

2010-05-07

Lord Jesus Christ hit by car!

Lord Jesus Christ suffers minor injuries in downtown Northampton crosswalk mishap

By Patrick Johnson, The Republican
May 06, 2010, 5:07PM

NORTHAMPTON - A 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said.

Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino.

Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley Dickinson Hospital for treatment of minor injuries following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was treated at the hospital and then released.

Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ.

Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said.

Savino said officers checked Christ’s identification at the scene and confirmed it was his legal name.

2010-04-10

Dear Coffee,

My, how I’ve missed you. My days have been endless without you. For far too long, I’ve resisted you, but I’ve only deprived myself of the joy you bring into my life. I thought I’d be happier without you; I thought I’d be healthier. I was so wrong. I’m tired. I can’t fight it anymore.

Oh Coffee, your delicious scent has tormented me for many long months. I’ve had Kombucha in my life, but it just isn’t the same. I can’t stand the way he smells. He’s no You. I’ve thought about you the whole time I’ve been with him. He knows. The attraction is too strong. I’m weak.

After that cup today, it all rushed back as if we’ve never been apart. My heart raced…I started to sweat. I was so nervous! Now I can’t eat, I can’t sleep. I’m shaking. I feel sick to my stomach. When will I see you again? My mind is racing! I can’t sit still!

Til our next rendez-vous…

Your Bitch